Tag Archives: food

I sort of don’t mind when bacon gets stuck between my teeth. It leaves that deliciously smoky pork flavor in my mouth all day. I’m just restricted from going out in public. It might taste great, but it looks like I have some sort of weird (albeit delicious) oral disorder. I’ve finally figured out a way to de-pick my teeth ...

The second I saw this head I couldn’t help but be reminded of Hannibal Lector and his preference for dining on human flesh. This is almost too realistic to eat, unlike the orange-yellow Cheddar color of the Lincoln Cheese bust. Something tells me I’d get that weird, uncanny feeling when it came time to dig in to the Steve Jobs ...

No matter how delicious this perfectly crisped piece of toast might look, how could you ever really eat this awesome Nintendo DSi toast and remain of sound mind. I would regret it for the rest of my days. But my tummy is rumbling. Ahhhh, I hate hard decisions. Link [via]

Feeling a bit under the weather are we? Well I don’t think an apple would hurt, per se, unless it was recently dunked in a vat of E. coli or something, but something tells me the old wives tale “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” isn’t exactly 100% accurate. Not saying apples aren’t great for you, because I’m ...

Sudoku has had a major surge in popularity over the last several years, taking the place of crossword puzzles as the geeky geekier equivalent of Solitaire. But you know us geeks, we always have to take things a step further than necessary. Just when we thought everything was in its right place, we throw an Italian-inspired curve ball. If you ...

It’s always been sort of a pain cooking your Ramen noodles to the perfect heat and consistency. You can sit there and stare at the microwave like a moron, or you can actually use a useful tool like Cupman. Cupman is a cute little doodad that hangs from the side of your cup of noodles, losing its color as the ...

Just in case you were wondering what a heart attack looks like… For those without word power, quintrigenuple means this Oreo is stuffed is 35 layers of creamy goodness. This sandwich is in desperate need of more cookie (and cowbell.) Link [via]

I need some sort of carb with every meal, which probably explains why I’m overweight. If I’m eating meat, you best believe it’s going to be wrapped between two hunks of bread. But here’s my dilemma. Some people don’t understand my need for carb goodness. Some of my friends are so gung-ho about carbs that they don’t even own any ...

We like to get down on Friday’s with the best of them. And what better way to get down then to celebrate the greatness of cheese sculpting? I know I’m excited! These sculptures make my feeble attempts at sculpting a cheese penis out of my measly string cheese look like pure amateur play. Cheddar happens to be my favorite, and ...

If it tastes anything close to how it looks you can expect the distinct flavor of urine and taxi exhaust. Mmm… urban. Link