Tag Archives: gadget

Bloog Scrambles Up Blogs For No Apparent Reason

Industrial designer Andrew Haarsager has recreated the 1960’s Moog synthesizer into the Bloog. A device which takes real-time blog posting and scrambles up the sentences and posts to create what is sure to be some interesting and obscure phrases. What exactly is the point of such a gadget? Other than the enjoyment of creating new meaning of someone else’s words, ...

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WiFi Laptop Case Knows Where To Mooch A Signal

There are a trillion and one ways nowadays to check for WiFi signals. From keychains to mobile phones. Another gadget with a WiFi detection feature couldn’t hurt. This WiFi Laptop Case can detect a wireless signal when you go on your hunt for WiFi enabled nooks. The Wiffinder series from Soyntec allows you track down a WiFi signal in a ...

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Give Yourself An Ass-Whopping

A recently revealed patent shows an idea for a very, hmm, how to say this politely… a very “interesting” and “unique” device. The patent describes a product titled “User-Operated Amusement Apparatus for Kicking the User’s Buttocks.” Notice the word, “amusement”. You operate the device by pushing a row apparatus that resembles the operation of a coal mining cart, while a ...

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Water-Powered Calculator Sounds Dangerous

No need for batteries with this calculator. The Water Powered Calculator runs by the power of hydro. To power the device you just pour water into the rear power panel, place the stopper, and the electrolytes in the water generate enough power to keep this little guy chugging along, squaring your roots. The device is said to be perfectly safe, ...

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Cinch Sac Wetsuit Bag and Changing Area Keeps You Free From Sand

The sight of me in a wetsuit is usually enough to clear the beach of most stragglers, leaving me free to change my wetsuit without the worry of being seen with embarrassing sand crack. Since most of you probably don’t have the same problems with your physique, something like the Cinch Sac Wetsuit Bag could help you squeeze out of ...

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Shaken and Stirred: Peggy Mixes Drinks With Ease

Peggy is a concept which allows for easier nights of alcoholic drink mixing. Equally equipped to both open up liquor bottles and measure out the amount of a certain liquor you put in your drink, Peggy is sort of an all-in-one bartender gadget. With New Years Eve coming up and Christmas Day just hours away, we see some serious drinking ...

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The Whiz: For Women Who Want To Pee Like A Man

Not to be confused with the African-American rendition of The Wizard Of Oz, The Whiz is a gadget that allows woman to experience what its like to pee standing up. Being of the male persuasion myself, I never thought there was anything phenomenal about it, except for the apparent speed differences. Available in a number of colors, The Whiz is ...

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USB Hand Warmer Reduces Shrinkage For All Night Wank-Fest

What can’t be done now with USB ports (other than curing cancer and solving world hunger)? The USB Hand Warmer adds another addition to bodily warming USB devices, such as the Ass Warmer. The USB Hand Warmer takes about 25 minutes to heat up to a soothing 50 degrees. Being at the computer all day, I know my hands become ...

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Light CD Tower Adds Glow To Your CD Stand

UK based designer Kwang Hoo Lee (doesn’t sound very British does it?) has presented his Light CD Tower, merging a desk lamp and a disc tower for some optimal space saving goodness. Hitting someone over the head with this thing should probably cause some damage as well. The mash-up of a compact gadget shows that no matter how long you ...

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I’ve Always Wanted To Take A Tour Of Chernobyl, But My Poor Sperm

So, say your in a situation where you have no choice but to spend a few days near a recent nuclear waste spill. Never mind the third leg and second head you’re sprouting, what about your precious sperm count? These Disposable (I would hope so) Microscope Cards allow you to view your sperm as much as 500 to 1000 times ...

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