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This Revenge Toilet Paper is the finest in modern prank technology. Whatever the victim attempts to do, it will not rip. The panic sets in. And revenge is yours!

And I don’t even want to think about what the other purposes might be. Let’s put it this way, they put a significant amount of focus on the ribbed texture. The World’s Largest Gummy Worm is as large as 120 normal-sized gummy worm candies and contains a whopping 4,000 calories. Weighing 3 lbs. and measuring in at 26 inches, nothing ...

One gag gift. So many uses. Trying to figure out if he’s the one? Just want to freak out one of your friends? The Fake Home Pregnancy Test is positive every time. The box proclaims it’s great for marriage, extortion and laughs. Personally I don’t see why you can’t use it for all three at once. Link [via]

When cock pushups just aren’t cutting it anymore, Dr. Weener’s StudMaster workout unit offers a full aerobic workout experience for your junk. Just strap yourself in and go to town. Dr. Weener guarantees your over-the-hill cockadoodledoo will get the workout of its life. Link [via]

“Don’t drop the soap.” is the first bit of advice given out to every new prison inmate. We really don’t want to explain why, but you probably get the hint. ANYWAY, maybe if jailbirds had a tad bit more “relief” in the shower, they wouldn’t be so eager to spot out any soap droppers. The Stroke On A Rope is ...