Tag Archives: geek

It’s not quite late enough in the year to start thinking about Valentine’s Day ideas, but this was too witty to pass up. Here is the iconic “Roses Are Red” poem…geek-o-fied. Otherwise known as the love virus. Roses are #ff0000 Violets are #0000ff All my base Are belong to you Awwwww. — Andrew Dobrow Link

These guys really love their CDs. So much so, that they have made a wardrobe out of them. What looks to be CD armor, these guys have put together some gear out of recycled compact discs (might spark flames if you sit too fast on the CD chair). I strongly suggest not wearing this out in public unless you want ...

We have seen our fair share of cool geeky cakes, but this is the first one we have seen that comes with a tutorial to actually make it yourself. This Rubik Cube Cake is truly as cool as the arctic tundra. Just plain geek-o-rific. Using some skilled frosting cutting and lots of strategically placed food coloring, you to can win ...

Let’s be realistic. If you’re sitting in front of a computer screen all day, chances are that your insides are slowly becoming a gelatinous blob of what use to be considered muscle. The Muscle Suit promises to increase the average human strength by using a cyborg exoskeleton. Soon, we too will have a chance to compete in strongest man competitions. ...

Geek chicks gotta have their bags! And those geek chicks that work for a butcher, well, you better watch out for them. It’s hard to tell whether these Meat Bags are made from real meat as some weird concept or if they’re made of replica meat. Either way, it’s kinda gross and cool at the same time. Just out of ...

The IDE Cable belt is almost BEYOND geeky. It’s to the point where if someone notices your belt, they’ll probably think its either made of duct tape or some other cheap material. But “IDE cable” will probably be one of their last guesses, if one were to guess at all. If getting noticed isn’t important to you and you just ...

Alert, parents! Your kids are in danger. Danger of becoming something you’d never wish upon anyone. It seems that all you can do is pray, that your child does not become a brainless jock. Better start letting them know about the finer side of tech while they’re still young enough not to call you an asshole. This iPod Baby wear ...

The chill of winter might be slowly leaving its icy grip behind, but it’s never too early to start preparing for next winter. And what else would a geek use other than a radiator with a clock in it? This Tubor Mirrored Radiator is the complete definition of geek-chic. Its mirrored surface contains a back lit panel which creates a ...

Want to make a geek take a second glance? Try setting up one of these real Google Map icons somewhere in your town. Watch as the geeks fear over their sanity. “I think I was on the computer way to long last night”. The fear of being brainwashed will drive them mad. This would be an absolutley awesome idea for ...

Kronos is a watch designed to pleasure us geek men. The Kronos watch features a USB flash drive integrated into the wristband latch for your convenience. The added feature of the flash drive offers companies a much further reach of prospective buyers. We know we’d be much more liable to buy a designer watch if it were to come with ...