Will Mark Hamil return as Luke Skywalker? Even more important, is Chewbacca going to return? As my favorite Wookie by far, I see little point in seeing the movie unless he signs-on.
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Han Solo carbonite coffee table casts a fanboy pall
Your friends with their puny carbonite ice-cube molds will envy you.
Read More »Han Solo in Carbonite LEGO Minifig
For some of our favorite pop culture characters, an official LEGO minifig is nothing but a pipe dream. We rely on custom producers much more talented then ourselves to create the minifigs that the powers that be at LEGO have yet to grace us with. Han Solo has been reproduced in minifig form multiple times, but finally LEGO has released ...
Read More »Calvin & Hobbes Becomes Chewie & Han
In this perfectly produced homage to childhood obsession, designer Chris Walt created the Chewie & Han t-shirt, in honor of both Calvin & Hobbes and Star Wars. Walt is selling the shirt for $22 through redbubble. The shirt is available both with and without text. I can’t say I was a huge fan of Calvin & Hobbes when I was ...
Read More »Deleted Star Wars Scene Reveals the Creation of Luke’s Green Lightsaber
If you haven’t been paying attention to news coming out of the Star Wars Celebration V event, George Lucas announced that Star Wars would be released in the Blu-Ray format in 2011. Along with this long-awaited announcement, Lucas also revealed a deleted scene which will be included in the special edition box set. The scene follows Luke into the depths ...
Read More »Han Solo in Carbonite Throw Blanket
Woven with a blend of soft cotton and Harrison Ford’s pubic hair (only one of these is made up), the 52″ x 68″ Han Solo in Carbonite Throw doubles as a blanket or a wall decoration. Plus, it’s officially licensed, so… yeah, bragging rights, baby. You can pre-order the throw now for $59.99. The ship date is expected to be ...
Read More »Han Solo’s Greedo Killer Raygun in Papercraft Form
For everyone with aspirations of shooting first, the Han Solo Papercraft Greedo Killer is the cheapest way to ensure you’re not laying dead in some exotic cantina, the victim of bounty scum. Or you can just make sure you’re never in debt to a Hutt. Your choice, really. Grab a stack of the highest quality paper you can find and ...
Read More »Han, Mah Bukee!: Han Solo in Carbonite Soap
Though it might not seem like it, Jabba the Hut does take the�occasional�sponge bath. His only requirements are that the bathing slaves pay extra heed to his Hutnesses wiener�and that they do so only with Han Solo in Carbonite Soap. For only $6.50 a pop you and the Hut can have at least one thing in common – the ownership ...
Read More »Star Wars Google Ad
Don’t get me wrong, Princess Leia was a hot piece of diplomatic bootay, but this is just a tad bit creepy for a grown man. But hey, to each his own. One thing you’ll notice is that this ad as a bit of an identity issue, jumping back and forth between Han and Luke. Regardless, it’s one of the funniest ...
Read More »The Incestual Undertones in Star Wars Are Way Better When You Add Creepy Music
See? I told you. Flashbacks don’t hurt either. On reexamining Han Solo’s facial expressions, you can clearly tell when the realization hits. Wait for it… wait for it. OH GOD NO!
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