Now, if this were a REAL lightsaber, not only would it be a great desk lamp, but it could also make an excellent paper shredder / boss disposal tool. As you know, lightsabers make everything cooler.
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I’m Tired of Hearing You Pee
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard THAT, I might have around 10 cents or so. But seriously, you know it’s bad when your housemates have to wear noise-canceling headphones when you go to the bathroom. Not that there’s much you can do about it. You just happened to be born with a powerful stream. But ...
Read More »Grandfather Clock Made With Secondhand Toys
I don’t quite understand the association between toys and grandfather clocks. Maybe because grandparents are the bearers of awesome toys? Don’t know, don’t care. All I know is that this clock made of secondhand toys is pretty damn nifty. Don’t be put off by the hokey “grandfather” name. This clock will keep you young at heart. Link
Read More »Super Mario Pillows: Snuggle Up With a Goomba
There’s nothing I enjoy more on a frigid Jersey night than cranking up the heat, slipping on my Snuggie and cuddling with one the fluffiest pillow I can find. These awesome Super Mario Pillows would satisfy both my needs for comfort and geekiness, all in one fell swoop. These Mario, Bowser and Goomba pillows were created by Flickr user renatahashimoto, ...
Read More »Celebrity “Mug”shots
Where else should mugshots go but on mugs? These Celebrity Mugshot Mugs remind us that even the rich and famous have their notorious indiscretions. You don’t have to be poor to be scummy. Including some of our favorites, such as Hugh Grant, Frank Sinatra, Al Pacino and more. Snatch up your favorite mugshot for about $13 before they’re gone for ...
Read More »iPod Touch Bedding Doesn’t Let Me Make Calls
And what am I to do if I want to make a phone call from my iPod Touch Bedding, hmmm? Use Skype you say? Well then, there really is an app for anything, isn’t there? Snuggle up with your gadgetry with your iPod Touch Bedding, perfect for jamming out with your clam out, without the ability to actually jam out. ...
Read More »Cupman Keeps Tabs on Your Noodles
It’s always been sort of a pain cooking your Ramen noodles to the perfect heat and consistency. You can sit there and stare at the microwave like a moron, or you can actually use a useful tool like Cupman. Cupman is a cute little doodad that hangs from the side of your cup of noodles, losing its color as the ...
Read More »Looks Like A Garbage Truck, But Breaks Just Like a Little Apartment
This gutted UNICAT TerraCross all-terrain vehicle has been modified into a pretty slick living environment. An apartment on wheels. Sort of like an RV with attitude. While I’m not one for living on the road, I’m sure many of you who love to travel would all-but sell your soul for a mobile apartment like this. I’ll stick to my non-wheeled ...
Read More »We’re Still Working on the Whole Potty Training Thing
We’ve tried professional training, pee-pee pads, even refinishing. Nothing has worked. I guess it’s true what they say. Old tables can’t learn new tricks. For $2920, you too can have the privilege of seeing a table simulate the act of pissing all over your floor. Link [via]
Read More »Litter Kwitter Kit Teaches Your Cat How to Use the Toilet
Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is ...
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