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I get some of my best ideas in the bathroom. Usually my time in the lavatory is spent trying to clear my mind from the stresses of the day. It just so happens that it’s these moments when I’m free to think and ponder. I usually forget most of my best bathroom material, mostly because there’s no way for me ...

One talent The Grinch does not posses is x-ray vision. Thankfully, our Christmas presents remain safe from his steely grasp, locked away in our special Hidden Wall Socket Safe. Eat that, Grinchy-poo. Link [via]

If you often find yourself looking for that perfect way of welcoming the constant stream of robots you have coming and going from your home, the Binary Door Mat welcomes them in their very own native language. While many humans might not “get it,” hopefully some of your geekier buddies will understand. Who cares about the humans anyway? They’re not ...

Resembling some sort of interior optical illusion, these 3D shelves add a whole new dimension to any room of your home. Featuring a cacophony of colors and multiple layers of ample shelving, stare at it long enough and your eyes start playing tricks on you.

Whether your a casual LEGO fan or trying to find that perfect fit for your whole LEGO motif, this LEGO Coat Rack provides you and your guests with a place to rest your hats (and coats, of course). This almost sort of works for fans of the Village People too. Grab your own, you macho, macho man, for $23. Link ...

Brought to you by the letter F (for fucking freezing), Christmas Light Hero brings the enjoyment of sitting snugly on a warm couch playing Guitar Hero to the next logical destination, the great outdoors. The entire house is rigged to produce a Guitar Hero-driven light show. Hitting those hammer-off notes is much harder when you’re shivering like an epileptic. Hit ...

If I eat enough beans, I can usually pass gas to the tune of nearly any classical piece. My sphincter is just that talented. These Jammin’ Johns Musical Toilet Bowl Seats seemingly encourage the composition of gas-tastic pieces of balladry.

This unsuspecting ball of rodent doesn’t know it yet, but its days are numbered. In fact. its seconds are numbered. But somehow, I think he does knows. If it was ever possible to see a rodent give a look of self-awareness, I think this is it. He’s come to terms with his death. He plans on savoring every last morsel ...

She might be a pile of junk, but she’s got it where it counts. One thing no one complained about aboard the Millennium Falcon was the comfort. With all of that seating space, it’s no wonder that the comfort level was the one thing Skywalker couldn’t bitch about. Experience the ship’s comfort yourself with this awesome Millennium Falcon-inspired bed. Complete ...

Most of the activity in my kitchen eventually leads to the microwave. I use my oven almost solely for making grilled cheese sandwiches. All the other hot prepared food gets a first-glass ticket for the center of my microwave’s revolving plate. I’m always sort of torn on what to do as I wait for my food to be done though. ...