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As a professional blogger, I have about as much physical activity as your vacuum cleaner (not very much). I get to lounge around in my pajamas all day and read cool shit on the internet. Basically I’m everything you wish you could be. Sorry, it had to be said. Now BOW to me! But blogging doesn’t come without its hazards. ...

We’ve dealt with shower curtains featuring knife-wielding maniacs and an awkwardly staring Robert Pattinson, so for us to label a particular shower curtain as the creepiest one of its kind, that’s quite a feat. This curtain in particular features the silhouette of a mysterious shadow man, creating the illusion that someone awaits your arrival in the shower. Grab your own ...

For all those men out there who think their life is worthless just because your eyes might be abnormally far apart. Just grow a mustache and maybe one day you too can become the coolest light switch in the world. Of course, the mustache isn’t mandatory, but not having one is sort of like buying a race car only to ...

In a world where all of our kitchen appliances are self-aware, things might be a little more interesting. Whether it be the brave little toaster who challenges destiny and refuses to toast your bread or a completely solipsistic blender, a self-conscious kitchen accessory is a tool which could be used for both good and evil. The World’s Greatest Mug definitly ...

No matter what Nintendo flavor is your favorite you can just about bet that Lesley Karpiuk has the right soap for you. Inspired by the iconic design of retro Nintendo cartridges, these soaps come in NES, SNES, N64 and Gameboy varieties. The prices range from $2 to $6.50, so even if you prefer the significantly larger NES soap, it won’t ...

He’s been known to enjoy a cigarette or two. He’s an avid gamer. And he’s a huge fan of the postal service. Is there anything this droid can’t do? Add trash repository to his resume. Available in both full and desktop sizes, the R2-D2 Trash Can is the perfect spot to dispose of all of that space junk you come ...

Though it might not seem like it, Jabba the Hut does take the�occasional�sponge bath. His only requirements are that the bathing slaves pay extra heed to his Hutnesses wiener�and that they do so only with Han Solo in Carbonite Soap. For only $6.50 a pop you and the Hut can have at least one thing in common – the ownership ...

If a random stranger were to walk into my kitchen while I was going mano-a-mano with my ice tray, they’d understand the?necessity of a gadget such as the Quick Snap Ice Tray. When man and ice tray engage in a fierce bout of fisticuffs you know something is amiss. The Quick Snap Ice Tray allows for?connoisseurs?of chilled beverages to easily ...

I did a little research and as it turns out, goldfish do have a sense of smell. That’s how blind fish can find food rather easily. I feel terrible for these fish. Especially if they’re owner happens to be a frequenter of Taco Bell. The Fish Tank Toilet is cool and�convenient�for several reasons. First off, it’s just really chill to ...

There are maybe two or three times a year that call for the special fine china. But those days call for something especially elegant and delicate – two traits us geeks aren’t known to posses. These Star Wars�Porcelain�china plates allow us to both reflect our true nature and not feel all stuck-up and snobby in the process of trying to ...