Family night in my home usually meant a pizza dinner and a board game, but I’m sure other families would have more extravagant festivities, which possibly included nudity and chanting to Satan. While my family was never much for rituals, it would have been nice to have something like the Talent Show Kit. It’s a karaoke machine, a mic, and ...
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Self-Powered LED Shower Head Changes Color By Temperature
If you enjoy ogling your body in the mirror while your shower water heats up, it can be a real pain walking back and forth between the shower and the mirror to check the water temperature. The LED Shower Head provides a visual notification on when your water temperature reaches above 89� F/32� C. When the water temperature reaches the ...
Read More »Brass Knuckle Chair Is Weaponry For Giants
One day, we fear that giants will attack us from the mountains. If they are to attack and see us using furniture that they could only use in their fantasies, they are going to be pissed off. On the other hand, if they see a Brass Knuckle Chair, they might just be convinced your out to help their cause, rather ...
Read More »Read In Bed Without Having The Book Fall Flat On Your Face
Reading before I got to bed is one of those things that I have been doing for years. It’s relaxing and entertaining, without being over stimulating. I’m just getting sick of waking up in the morning with the book laying over my face, leaving nasty looking skin indentations that last through the day. The Bedtime Reading Quilt is made of ...
Read More »Surveillance Light Is Not Watching You: Nothing To See Here
You would think, with how things are today, that everyone is being watched all of the time. And you would be wrong, of course. Just paranoia is all it is. What was that I just saw in the sky? Oh well, no bother. The Surveillance Light, which is not watching you, is a floor lamp modeled after the cameras which ...
Read More »Talk On The Phone And Hack Up A Lung
Landline phones are so 1992. And if we had a choice between a cigarette-themed mobile phone or a similar landline device, we’d no doubt choose the mobile version. This particular landline phones attempts to disguise itself as a pack of Camel Filters. The $49 touchtone landline phone doesn’t even allow the luxury of actually holding cigarettes, but it could be ...
Read More »Spacestation Lifts And Seperates
If you’re not the DIY type, then the project we told you about a while ago which helps you declutter your desk isn’t going to do much good. And if you have a crap load of wires, then a small aid like the diminutive Wall Cleats won’t help much either. For a cable tangle of super-sized caliber, the Spacestation is ...
Read More »Shower Curtain Calender Reminds You To Shower Tommorow
Personal hygiene is extremely important these days. The way you appear and smell is the making of a good or bad first impression. Though in order to make those first impressions, you have to know when you have meetings. Why not mix the two life tasks together? The Shower Curtain Calender reminds you of any upcoming events you have, so ...
Read More »One Man Shy And His Ever Changing Penis Size
The One Man series of gadgets is a favorite of ours, but wow, the things time can change. Not so long ago we talked about One Man Stuck, which featured One Man (also known as Mr. P) with a penis large enough to act as a wine cork (pretty huge for his size in relation), yet One Mac Shy has ...
Read More »Keep Your Pussy On Lockdown With RFID Catflap
If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your ...
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