The swiffer has been my saving grace the last few years. It just makes life so much easier. However, the Slipper Genie contains microfiber fingers that pick up dust, pet hair, and other dirtiness, as you shuffle around your home aimlessly as usual. The Slipper Genie is safe to use on tile, carpet, and food floors, as well as most ...
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RoboCard Keeps CDs Safe and Your Butthole Clean
With his tin toy robot look and corrugated cardboard body, the RoboCard is willing and ready to do the extremely bizarre task for which he was created. Believe it or not, RoboCard will hold and protect up to 14 CDs and a roll of extra toilet paper “for any spill, leak, drip, drop, or other emergency.” At W8.7″ x D6.3″ ...
Read More »If You Own This Gun Rack, You Might Be A Redneck
Sure to provide Jeff Foxworthy with oodles of redneck jokes for years to come, this rifle rack for your bed is a needed piece of equipment for all rednecks and gun wranglers alike. You never know when terrorists (or commies) are going to invade your home, looking for answers about *insert conspiracy name here*. It’s always better to be prepared. ...
Read More »Miscea Sensor Activated Faucet: Sexy, Eco-Friendly, And Leaves You Squeaky Clean
Miscea presents a new generation of sensor activated faucets, which not only have a sexy design, but feature some green gadget goodies. The new faucet will not only offer water, but soap and a disinfectant solution in one easy to use package. The faucet also claims to save up to 70% of the water you would usually use to wash ...
Read More »Say Goodbye To Soggy Cereal
Are you tired of your Cap’n Crunch cereal getting soggy every morning? If so, the Eatmecrunchy Bowl may be the answer. The bowl features a unique interior shelf that holds the majority of your cereal above the milk until you transfer it to the mixing chamber for eating. It’s a simple design that eliminates one of the biggest problems facing ...
Read More »A Chair Made From Hundreds Of CDs
If I had this many blank CDs, I wouldn’t know what to do with them either. The Panda Chair is made from a simple base, and assembled with hundreds of blank CDs. Of course, if you want to make one yourself it’s up to you if they’re blank or just a bunch of Avril Lavigne albums. It looks really cool. ...
Read More »Mirror Windshield Wiper, or How I Learned To Love The Steam
When me and my Vietnamese house boy take our weekly shower together (if he’s not too sore from his daily flogging), things can get pretty hot and steamy. The only problem with that is afterwards, I like to marvel at my adonis-like physique, which is pretty difficult when the mirror is fogged over. This Windshield Wiper Mirror is a cool ...
Read More »Solar Shingles: Conspicuous Eco-Friendliness
Solar panels sure aren’t as ugly as they used to be. If you’ve always been a little secretive about your eco prowess, maybe you don’t want you friends thinking you’re a pussy, I don’t know, than these Solar Shingles would be right up your ally. Despite the slight color difference, the Solar Shingles fit conspicuously in with your already present ...
Read More »Margarine On A Stick: Not For Gluing
This might look like your average glue stick, but this is in fact a concept idea for a new product. Margarine On A Stick helps to make sure you don’t break your crackers as you put your margarine spread on them for yummy time. At least this is a glue stick you don’t have to worry about your kid eating. ...
Read More »Dragon BBQ Grill Kicks The Foreman’s Ass
The “Guardian of The Feast” seen above is a dragon-shaped grill and smoker combination designed by Ed McBride. Not only is it a fantastic piece of artwork by a skilled sculptor, it also looks like a great place to cook up some pigs. Just be prepared to pay far out the ass for it. Sold for $65,000 (other units are ...
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