Sprite Stitch forum user Hylian Shadow created this awesome two-sided Thwomp Necklace, a symbol of the frustrations that Mario castles can bestow upon a young gamer's heart.
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Double Ear Earrings Let Me Ignore You Twice As Much
I've been called four-eyes before. But never four-ears.
Read More »NES Cartridge Rings Are Impressively Accurate
The best thing about these rings is that you can pick any game you want. The choices are endless! 708 games equals endless. Don't argue with me.
Read More »Taking a Fresh Look at Jewelry
You’ve worn it all over your body all of your life. Fingers, wrists, ears, nipples. Jewelry. So common among both men and woman that without it the world’s economy would sink into a diamond-filled abyss. What we’ve come to know as “conventional” jewelry really wasn’t always that conventional. It takes time for normalcy to kick in. Imme van der Haak ...
Read More »Halo Charm Bracelet
Featuring the cover art for all five Xbox Halo games plus one that doesn’t even exist, the Halo Charm Bracelet by Etsy merchant Penniewise, is the sexy way to show off your love of the Spartans. While the connotation of a charm bracelet might sound pretty feminine, this piece of jewelry is rather unisex. The Halo Charm Bracelet features the ...
Read More »Cube Bracelet is a Perfect Gift for Your Geeky Hipster Girlfriend
If your girlfriend is a fan of geometry, cubes or just really unique jewelry, this Cube Bracelet is the perfect way to show your girl that you care about her interests. Even some guys might wear this bracelet if they’re nerdy enough to rock their geometric love with a piece of unisex jewelry. Currently sold out from 80’s Purple, the ...
Read More »Bling Bling Crunch: Monster Rings Bring Horror to Your Fingers
At some point we had to come to terms with the fact that we weren’t the pimpin’ gangstas we thought we were. So naturally off came our fake gem rings, in the closet goes the Pimptendo, on went these awesome Monster Rings. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I have a morbid fascination with gore and horror. I can’t help ...
Read More »Belly Button-Inspired Jewelry
There’s jewelry made FOR your belly button, and then there’s jewelry inspired by your belly button. Taiwanese designer Yuyen Chang created these ultra-realistic Orifice Jewelry; brooches, rings and pendants inspired by your most underused orifice, the belly button.
Read More »Pac-Man Ring Set Removes the Maze, Adds Fingers
The Pac-Man Ring Set puts Packy right on the digits of your girlfriend hand of choice. Hopefully your fingernails are slightly better kept than the nails of this hand model. If you’re going to show off your hands, you should want them in the finest condition. Clipped and clean. It’s only fair to the Pac. Link [via]
Read More »Awesomely Cute Star Wars Pendants Were Not Made For Butthole Pleasures
Wear them as a necklace, wear them on a charm bracelet, shove them in you anus. It’s all in good fun! Right, random guy I met at the gym who promised to “clean my pipes,” whatever that means?! Stop looking at me! Link [via]
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