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In a world where all of our kitchen appliances are self-aware, things might be a little more interesting. Whether it be the brave little toaster who challenges destiny and refuses to toast your bread or a completely solipsistic blender, a self-conscious kitchen accessory is a tool which could be used for both good and evil. The World’s Greatest Mug definitly ...

If a random stranger were to walk into my kitchen while I was going mano-a-mano with my ice tray, they’d understand the?necessity of a gadget such as the Quick Snap Ice Tray. When man and ice tray engage in a fierce bout of fisticuffs you know something is amiss. The Quick Snap Ice Tray allows for?connoisseurs?of chilled beverages to easily ...

I always heard so much about these fabulous cookies the Dark Side was supposed to offer. But once I joined the cause, there wasn’t a goddamn cookie in sight. In fact, I’m yet to have been rewarded with a single cookie, and I’ve single-handidly taken down at least 25 members of the Rebellion. And the lies just keep being spread. ...

We’re pretty much done with all of the holiday baking over in these parts, and we did quite a bit I might add. Or maybe I should say everyone else did quite a bit. Me? Not a baker. Trust me, nobody wants me near their ovens or even their microwaves.While I’ve been known to wield a gadget or two, cooking ...

Can’t a man eat his eating utensils without worrying about damaging his internal organs? Every time I eat my silverware I need to be rushed to the hospital, and frankly, I’m sick of it. Apparently someone else was having the same problem. This Edible Cutlery is, well, edible. Created by Julien Mad�rou, these are some utensils I can really sink ...

Instead of rolling a pair of dice to see who goes first in Monopoly, why don’t you use a pair of hard boiled eggs? I guarantee they’re a lot tastier than the dice. Winner gets to eat the dice, as long as they don’t mind their eggs to be rolling around on some random surface. The Egg Cuber boils your ...

Blame it on my decades of eating burger in patty form, but there is just something intrinsically wrong with eating a hamburger in the shape of a hot dog. It just feels so… wrong, no? Link [via]

I’m always sort of embarrassed asking for chopsticks when I’m at a Japanese restaurant. I can almost hear the server’s thoughts: “Stupid fucking Americans, shitting all over our customs.” Though I’d hear something more like “Ayaaaa ching chong hiiiih arigato Mr. Roboto.” And in a way, we really are shitting all over their customs. And this Chopsticks Plus One and ...

I don’t care if you’re much of a cook, this 8-Bit Oven Mitt is now an essential piece of kitchen gear. Even if you only use it while taking your Hungry Man meals out of the microwave. Link [via]

…that is, as long as your pasta is made of human flesh, which it undoubtedly is. Cover that shit in a nice T-Rex meat sauce and chow down. Link [via]