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Contracting the H1N1 swine flu virus seems inevitable. I’m not one to play God, but I like to be in control of all situations. In other words, I’d rather infect myself with the swine flu and know when I’m going to be infected than have the virus spring up on me unawares. The INFLU Mask increases the chance of getting ...

This might be one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen in my life. Geeky or not, this mask totally looks like something that should be warn by actors at a haunted attraction. Also, perfect bank robbery fodder. Link [via]

When you first receive your Wearable Hummingbird Feeder mask you’re encouraged to leave it out in the wild for awhile so that the birds can get accustomed to the mask before you wear the damn thing on your face. That way, by the time you wear this crazy thing, the birds will be comfortable enough to poke your eyes out ...

I wouldn’t have guessed it, but now that I’ve seen the real face of Mickey Mouse, I can’t help but think that he has less than good intentions. Link [via]

Say you happen to be taking a tour of your nearest Pantone color matching facility, or say you really want to spy on what other paint colors people are choosing for their walls. How could you ever camouflage yourself with such a colorful background to disappear into? The Paper Mask Prototype features a colorful design, perfect for hiding in paint ...

Stop making out with that pig for a second and thing about the risks of swine influenza. There are people dropping dead all around us (mostly Mexicans, thank god) and it seems like there is nothing we can do about it. We here at Gearfuse like to mix a little humor in with our pandemics. That’s why we’ll be wearing ...

If you haven’t seen Watchmen yet there are a few (but not too many) essential sights you have missed before you can say you’ve truly lived. For one, you’ve missed seeing a gigantic CGI-enhanced blue penis. You’ve also failed to witness the unmasking of the antihero Rorschach a.k.a. Walter Kovacs. Reading his blog would be a good start at getting ...

The word just came in over the wire. World War III has begun and it doesn’t involve Iran or Russia. This time, the war is being fought in our own backyards against allergies and smog, with especially hard times for those in Los Angeles. Luckily, our buddies in Korea was able to ship over some NOSK Transparent Nasal Filters for ...

Steampunk Gas Mask 9 is a new take on gimp suits everywhere. You wouldn’t wear this in public, so why not sport it during steamy sadomasochistic adventures with your significant other in the privacy of your bedroom? The designer Bob Basset is either into bondage masks or some other freaky shit we never knew existed. A Soviet-era gas mask enhanced ...

Perhaps one day, our world will be ravaged by gigantic robots, nuclear war and stray cats. If this occured, would you really want to spend your days looking at dilapidated buildings and the sort? Of course not. Then, in comes the Augmented Reality Mask to save the day. Trust me when I say it’d go perfectly with the Urban Security ...