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Ever wonder what your chances are of surviving a nuclear attack on your city? Well, a site called "Would I Survive a Nuke" allows you to check your chances.

In an attempt to rejuvenate their dilapidated tourism industry, Japan has set aside a budget which will give 10,000 people a free flight into the country.

Apparently the nuclear wars of the future will force are penises to evolve into vestigial appendages resembling a foot. Look, when I prayed to wake up with a foot-long in my pants, this wasn’t quite what I meant, dude. Sadly, this fore-telling shirt doesn’t say who’s first to drop the bomb. My money’s on the Polish. Well, that’s not entirely ...