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For those of you who don't have to "Han Solo," if you know what I mean *wink, wink*, these geeky bondage toys are the perfect accessory to spice up the bedroom activities of any geeky couple. Bring out the gimp in your little environmental engineer.

Here’s a great way to show those pledges in your fraternity that you don’t fuck around with that Microsoft bullshit. After you’re done making them build the Statue of Liberty out of mashed potatoes and you’ve had them fuck a sheep (with a rubber, of course), then it is time for them to get the paddle. It’s not just any ...