Ancient fissures left by long-absent water coursing over the Cydonian Plains of Mars? Dessicating petroglyph in Lascaux's trove of Paleolithic cave art? Or paint drying on an old board? Answer after the jump.
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Abs in a Box: Paint-On Six Pack Give You Instant Definition
Don’t be confused. If you look like John Belushi and want some miracle technique for achieving The Situation-esque rock hard abs, look else ware (you need special software for that). The only thing that’s going to get you close to your goal is hard work. But what Abs in a Box does promise is more definition and even a thinning ...
Read More »Marvel Comics Pedicure
Hey, everyone, look at me. My second toe is longer than my big toe. Oh, and my nails are painted. Marvel Comics stylee. Why not DC? Well, for one, my Stan Lee nipple pasties wouldn’t make much sense, now would they? Fine, fine these aren’t my feet. How can you tell? Well, for one, the toes aren’t hidden by a ...
Read More »Red (or Any Other Color) iPhone 4 Now Available
OK, so it might not be an Apple-approved model, but it gets the job done. For $250, which is more than the phone itself, even when bought with a new wireless contract, ColorWare will paint your iPhone 4 (much like they did for previous models) in any color combination you desire. So, yeah, for $250 you’re paying for a little ...
Read More »Decorating Nature or Why This Tree is Just Like Elin Nordegren
Nature is beautiful when you don’t live around it all of your life, but coming from someone who lived among the mountains and the trees and the grass for the better part of his short life, I can attest to the fact that the beauty of nature becomes sort of boring after you’ve seen it everyday for 10 years. You ...
Read More »The Simpsons Nail Art
Two Simpsons posts in one day? Insanity! Pure insanity! Them Gearfuse boys must be Simpsons crazy. We are indeed. There wasn’t much we could do after we saw this Simpsons nail art. What choice did we have other than to post it up? So, yeah, if The Simpsons are your mortal enemy, we’re sorry, but you’ll still have to deal ...
Read More »Kill Bill Nintendo System and Other Custom Painted NES Consoles
Thretris creates these awesome custom painted NES consoles. Pictured here are the Kill Bill, 80’s and Sky themes. My girlfriend has been begging me for an original� NES system for Christmas. Now if I can just get her a custom painted pink and girly console, we’ll be set.
Read More »Because It’s Friday: Elephant Pandas
So here’s the deal. Apparently, the Thai people really, really love pandas. They love pandas so much that they are willing to paint their national animal, the elephant, to look just like over-sized smelly versions of the cuddly bears. Keepers of Thailand’s Ayutthaya Elephant Kraal threw some paint on five of these huge rodentphobic mammals and paraded them through the ...
Read More »DIY Chalkboard Refrigerator
Parents with younger children, listen up. This is a chalkboard fridge. By that, I mean that with a little time and money, you can turn the entire facade of your refrigerator into a damn chalkboard. This will keep your kids entertained for hours on end and will most likely keep them from drawing all over the walls. Essentially, you just ...
Read More »Paper Mask Prototype Perfect For Hiding In Paint Sample Rack
Say you happen to be taking a tour of your nearest Pantone color matching facility, or say you really want to spy on what other paint colors people are choosing for their walls. How could you ever camouflage yourself with such a colorful background to disappear into? The Paper Mask Prototype features a colorful design, perfect for hiding in paint ...
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