Tag Archives: pets

If we’re ever going to have equal rights for our pets, we need to allow them to have the same access to fart apps that we have. Or at least a dog-friendly alternative. Anything less is just unfair and should be considered cruelty.�The fluffy iBone iPhone dog toy gives your beloved pet a way to call home if they’re going ...

In my house, dogs are treated as humans. I feed my dog dried out pieces of assorted meat parts and clean up my dog’s feces just like I do for everyone else in my family. So why don’t they get a spot at the human table? Now they can. The High Chair for Pets allows man’s best friend to be ...

If you were wondering why Mario was naked, I think we just discovered this answer. This sly dog stole his most prized outfit, and oddly enough an outfit fit for a plump Italian plumber just happens to fit this pooch to a tee. What a coincidence. For $16.50, you can dress your pup as either Mario of Luigi, whomever you ...

While you might not be able to teach old dogs new tricks, you can assure that your dog doesn’t get old in the first place. Spotted in a space salon in Yoyogi Uehara, these two pooches are getting a healthy dose of oxygen to enhance their youthful glow and reduce the progress of wrinkles, because lets be honest, they just ...

Litter boxes are only one of the many reasons I hate cats and love to watch them be tortured, but it has to be one of the biggest reasons. The idea of a designated area for my cat to shit in my house disgusts me. The potential for bacteria spreading is just too high, not too mention the smell is ...

If your dog suddenly starts showing up at home smelling of cigar smoke and brandy, it might be using one of these Mustache Chew Toys. When bitten just right, it makes your dog look like a dignified British diplomat. Hilarity ensues. Apparently, symptoms also include a slight brown discoloration of a nipple or two. Seriously, what the hell is with ...

If you’re a double amputee, congratulations, you get a free pass. No fetch playing for you. But if you’re a pet owner lucky enough to own two or even one functioning arm their is absolutely no reason to own this Dog Ball Fetch Machine unless you’re extremely lazy or if you want to offer your dog constant, albeit tedious, entertainment. ...

Are you a fan of Harry Potter or do you just have a really freaky bestiality fantasy? Both fanboys, disturbed and literary, should be satisfied with this photo of a dog wearing a three-headed costume, akin to Hagrid’s very own Fluffy from the Harry Potter series. Attached to a harness, this costume actually seems less tortuous than other forms of ...

You will sit or I will MAKE you sit. We clear, Skippy? Because teaching your old dog new tricks is so much easier with a little threatening coercion. “Not gonna heel, huh? Don’t make me get Michael Vick on your ass.” Don’t forget to hold hands and make up afterward. The dog won’t fight for you sit on your lap ...

I love handling dog feces just as much as the next guy, but it’s the smell I can’t stand. Using my hands, the smell gets a little to close to my nostrils for comfort. The Shoe Shovel eliminates any hand-to-dog-feces contact, leaving you, if all works out, relatively scentless. I know, I know, there’s nothing quite as fulfilling as holding ...