Sorta gross? Depends. Cruel and unusual? Perhaps. Less contact with dog shit for us? Totally. The PooTrap is a bag that straps on to your dog’s ass with a harness, eagerly awaiting Fido’s fecal evacuation. There are worse things you can do (sorry for stealing your line, Riz). Think about it. If your dog is willing to eat their own ...
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Pet / Laptop Case Might Cook Your Dog Extra Crispy Style
The novelty of having a PetEgo Pet / Laptop Backpack hybrid might wear off soon after you realize your beloved pooch has been charred by your recently charged notebook. The Asians love it, but for Westerners? Not so much. But as long as their is a generous amount of padding between the two, this is actually a really neat idea. ...
Read More »Dog-O-Matic: A Pooch’s Journey Into Hell
Washing your dog is probably a pain in the ass, especially if your mutt is a prissy little thing. Stop taking your dog’s shit and the next time they’re due for a cleaning, hit up your local Dog-O-Matic. Created by some silly francophone named Romain Jerry, this machine takes your pooch and washes it over a brief period of time ...
Read More »Please Tell Your Pet To Put Down The Fork
Your pet eats its emotions. That much is clear. What sort of pet needs to use a Buddha Bed as their sleeping cushion? Pet obesity is serious business. I’d like to talk to you about your fat pet for a moment. Please, avert your pet’s eyes away from the screen for a few moments. It’s probably not your fault. Who ...
Read More »Spimecat Uses RFID To Cater To Your Pussy
Cats are awesome. They kill all the rodents in your backyard, don’t need to be walked and make for a catchy Internet meme. Unfortunately, your feline could make friends with some neighborhood alley cats and before you know it, your crib has become the hot spot to be. Keep unwanted animals out with this RFID-enabled pet flap known as Spimecat. ...
Read More »Hyperdog Ball Launcher: High powered pet entertainment
Obesity has become a epidemic in many of the world’s leading countries. That’s right, our dogs are huge! Our “time is money” culture gives us very little time to spend giving our pets the proper exercise they need. The Hyperdog Ball Launcher makes sure that your pets’ balls travel to a far distance (giggle). Providing your pet with a further ...
Read More »Pro-Idee Sofa Guard keeps Lassie off the couch
You’ve been gone all day at work, your boss gave you a huge new project, and when you come home, all you see is your brand new couch torn to pieces with Spot sitting right next to it. This situation (at least the last part) would never have occurred if you had taken the time to invest in the Pro-Idee ...
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