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Microsoft Launches Bing Search Engine
Alright, alright. Look, I’d love to bash Microsoft’s latest attempt at search but the truth of the matter is that I can’t. Bing is wonderful. Know why? Live video preview. If you move your mouse over a video, it automatically starts playing so you can check out clips before you click them. Get what I’m saying? So all you have ...
Read More »Mozilla Knows What We Need For Firefox 3.1
Finally, Mozilla is coming in to its own with a browser feature that is perfect for porn. For Firefox 3.1, the team at Mozilla have included a feature called “private browsing.” Upon exiting the browser, any trace of past sites you visited located in the browser?s history, cookies or temporary files are erased. That means: no dirty clues as to ...
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It’s a rainy, shitty Friday morning. This will make you laugh no matter how miserable you are right now. SFW. Link
Read More »Second Generation Drobo Improves Performance And Spank Bank
For the past few years, I’ve run out of storage space on my PC for all my pornography media files.� It’s a total bummer, considering the rest of my processes have to suffer due to a lack of porn-holding storage space.� The good news is that Data Robotics has launched the second-generation model of its award-winning Drobo enclosure. FireWire 800 ...
Read More »USB Privacy Mouse Hides Porn, Money Laundering Evidence
Most guys under oath wouldn’t even admit to looking at porn at the office, but it happens. We know it happens. It’s one of those don’t ask, don’t tell type of things. No matter how many people there are who look at porn, or who are just plain goofing off on company time, there is always the risk that you ...
Read More »Playboy Towel Allows You To Dream
When it comes down to it, there is an extremely small population of ladies who will ever make it to the pages of Playboy. Playboy bunnies are a very exclusive bunch. We doubt that laying on a Playboy Towel will fool anyone into thinking you are Hefner material, but it might just make you feel slightly better about your homely ...
Read More »Haha, owned: Study finds one in four corporate computers contain porn
Fraud and grand larceny aren’t the only shady events going down in the corporate world nowadays. A study conducted by PixAlert determined that one out of every four computers used by corporations contain pornographic material. Other than the 25% deemed pornographic, an astonishing 46.8% contain fully nude or sexual suggestive material, with 0.3% of that being deemed “illegal”. The study ...
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