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I can’t think of any situation that really calls for jazz hands. Even dancing. On the other hand, there are some situations where jazz hands are much more inappropriate then others. I can at least understand why they could be worked into a dance routine, but if you’re a member of the clergy, there’s no reason for it, aside from ...

Not only does renowned theoretical physicist and master auto-tuner Stephen Hawking not openly welcome alien visitors, he seems to fear it and thinks we should too. In a new Discovery Channel series three years in the making, Hawking warns that any alien race smart enough to seek us out probably don’t have the best intentions in mind. He’s previously spoken ...

Perhaps the best use of auto-tune since the release of the iPhone’s I Am T-Pain application, this segment of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos features Stephen Hawking and Sagan himself getting down with their bad selves. Link

Jack Newton is a fan of science. A dedicated fan. His decision to permanently print a portrait of the world famous physicist Stephen Hawking on his leg not only proves his die-hard attitude towards science but also demonstrates his excellent taste in body art. The tattoo – complete with a Monty Python line from the classic Life of Brian film ...

When I was growing up, I had a friend named Kyle. Kyle loved LEGOs almost as much as I did, except he had one problem: he kept building huge cocks. That’s right. Dicks everywhere. He’d come over and build a replica of the Twin Towers shaped like dicks, a dick-shaped sentry gun, make a dick-shaped lake and then some. He’s ...