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In a surprise keynote held at Apple’s Quahog division headquarters, Stewie Jobs announced the new iPhone 5. Stewie spent most of the keynote highlighting the device’s newest features which promise to kill Lois in ways before thought unimaginable. Slaughtering your family in the name of world domination? There’s an app for that. At least, there is now. Link

Canstruction is an awesome annual international design competition in which designers create their own pieces of pop art using nothing but canned food. With each piece taking 8-12 weeks to complete, thousands of cans are used during the competition. They are all later donated to food banks. Ok, great, so the homeless evidently love it, but what about us? Just ...

If your name happens to be Louis, please apply water mixed with cyanide. Freeze. Consume. Yes… yes, I dare say, good for the Fat Man as well. Victory is mine! Grab it for only $6.99 from FOX. Link [via]