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You don’t have the balls or the money to wear a shirt depicting Mr. T made of t-shirts? Don’t be a fool, bitch tits! My night elf mohawk won’t listen to that jibba-jibba. The Mr. Tee t-shirt is a light blue tee featuring a portrait of the A-Team’s own Mr. T made out of t-shirts. The only way to get ...

Feel the wrath of Sharktopus! Fear the coming of Cyber Yeti! Wait a second, we’ve already seen an Arachnodroid. In fact, we’ve seen a few. The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator t-shirt encourages the creation of horrible and hysterical hybrids of which the likes have never been seen. I mean Raptorsquito? Really? Malaria with a bite! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. ...

Alright, this really sucks. I was just invited to a wedding and of course it’s a black tie affair. The real problem is that I hate the way I look in a tuxedo. I look like a butler or a chauffeur or a bathroom attendant. I need something more suited to my personal brand of style. The TIE Fighter Tuxedo ...

The majesty of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt (now in PJ form!) is almost impossible to upstage. But if there was anyway to do it, I’m pretty sure the Star Wars Shop just figured it out. The Three Ewok Moon tee pays homage to an internet meme which some might consider played out, but this design provides a breath of ...

Wild unicorns aren’t always as couth as their farm-raised meaty counterparts. They haven’t been to exposed to the proper way unicorns should act. For one, it is always inappropriate to skid your ass against the ground, no matter how magical the said ass might be. But with that being said, I wonder if its possible to rent a wild unicorn ...

At last year’s Comic-Con, Capcom gave out an awesome limited edition Resident Evil themed t-shirt which featured a unique zombie print inside of the shirt, which actually allowed the wearer to pull the shirt over his or her head to reveal a zombie face. DeezTeez is now selling their version of the Resident Evil shirt to the masses with a ...

I much prefer college ruled to the standard wide ruled notebook paper. I don’t know if its the fact that the term “college” makes me feel more studious or just something simple, like the ability to fill the page with more lines of my amazing writings. I guess I can’t offer much of an opinion, if only for the fact ...

While it might not be quite as magical as the real thing, and really what could even compare? You can gobble down all of the Unicorn Meat you want. You’ll never obtain magical nirvana until you’re rockin’ the Three Wolf Moon Shirt. The Anatomy of a T-shirt tee from Threadless reduces the Three Wolf Moon shirt to its bare bones, ...

Some might suggest that Mario is pretty much a cowboy to begin with, sans the hat and horse. But what if the plumber had a change of heart and really did go all wild wild west on us. Well that’s a horse of a different color. Green to be exact. We already know Mario is one hell of a culture ...

Geek porn. That is exactly what this is. A cleverly devised ploy to sell as many t-shirts as possible to the geeky masses. As much as you might try to not buy in to total geek bait, it’s hard to deny the allure of Star Wars and zombies melded together on, what else, a tee. As if the founding fathers ...