Tag Archives: teeth

Things just shouldn't be oversized, that's the secret. Large things that shouldn't be large engages my sheer terror instinct. Stay tiny, my friends.

How long has it been since you’ve actually been to the dentist? Probably longer than it should be, huh? Luckily for you dentists aren’t the only ones who care about your teeth and the damage you sustain from chewing on your damn pencil all the time. You might not know this, but at night, a miscreant group of mini-construction workers ...

OM NOM NOM. If only all pianos were this bad ass, I might have been more interested in my lessons. Link

The Coppertone girl would have been in some serious trouble if instead of a cute little black doggy, there was a very hungry shark targeting his teeth for her buttocks. The Shark! Bean Bag Chair illustrates what it might have looked like had the Coppertone girl been in the ocean, rather than on the beach. There’s nothing more comfortable than ...

Vaginas aren’t the only genitals that can grow teeth. Watch out ladies, my penis is very hungry. Hope you’re not bleeding! Sharks can sense that you know. The Man Shark is basically a cock-ring with jagged (albeit, gentle) teeth, creating the illusion of the dreaded cockious sharkus. If you want to scare off almost any girl, this is a perfect ...

Want to freak your guests out at your next box social? Pick up a few of these unique ice trays that form ice in the shape of dentures. Drop some into a gin and tonic, serve it up and watch the horror unfold. After all, the slogan for Frozen Smiles reads “not your grandfather’s ice tray.” How witty! If you ...