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I've always had the incessant urge to visit the great museums of the world and just take massive, brute animalistic bites out of the greatest masterpieces ever created. And wouldn't you know it, Edvard Munch's "The Scream" tastes just like chicken! Bwahahah, just kidding. Tastes like toast. DIPPED IN CHICKEN!

In a long line of totally useless (but interesting) products, Archie McPhee brings you the toast-scented air freshener.

While I’m usually an ardent protestor against the waste of perfectly good bread, this Super Mario Toast Mosaic is a definite exception. Even if no one is going to eat the burned pieces, the waste of food was totally worth the photo op. Check out the creative use of the bun-shaped pieces for the buttons of Mario’s overalls. Now all ...

No matter how delicious this perfectly crisped piece of toast might look, how could you ever really eat this awesome Nintendo DSi toast and remain of sound mind. I would regret it for the rest of my days. But my tummy is rumbling. Ahhhh, I hate hard decisions. Link [via]

While there’s no mention of Pee Wee in this design project’s description, the resemblance to Herman’s very own breakfast contraption is uncanny. Directed by designer Yuri Suzuki and artist Masa Kimura, the Breakfast Machine is designed to prepare a full-course meal, serving up omelets, coffee, orange juice and even toast with jam.

Shove your Super Nintendo games right into the toaster and prepare to smother them in butter and jam. The Super Nintoaster brings the pure unadulterated power of toast to the ancient Super Nintendo gaming system. And let’s be honest, this poor console is in dire need of a makeover. Basically what we’ve got here is a working SNES system packed ...

Whoever said sliced bread was, at one point, the greatest invention obviously has never had my bombastic matzoh brie. Toast can be very boring in the morning, especially if you’re doing little more than spreading marmalade on it. Sure, toasting images on to bread is fun, but not nearly as fun as a friendly game of Tic-Tac-Toe. The Tic Tac ...

A company named Electrolux has come up with a concept scanner that is supposed to hook up to your toaster via USB. You pop in a design, scan it and then “print out” toast with your design on it, without the need for a breadboard. Before you totally dismiss the idea, realize that you would have the ability to print ...

If you haven’t noticed, we’re crazy about toasters. Winner of the Macef/Designboom Ceramics for Breakfast Competition 2007, George Watson has crafted a ceramic toaster dubbed “Glide” using slip molded porcelain. Claiming that there has been “little development of the toaster,” has been Watson’s main drive in crafting this atypical toaster. Just shovel the toast into the feeder to have it ...

Sun bathers who love to fry their own bodies have it pretty tough. When they go to the beach to toast themselves to a charred brownness, they have to deal with the screaming of children and getting kicked in the face with sand by other beach goers. The Sun Pod creates the sun bather’s own little space to seperate from ...