These Zombie Cookie Cutters allow you to create zombie-shaped cookies for every occasion. Though you probably shouldn't show up with a batch at grandma's funeral.
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The Hack and Slash Zombie Wedding Cake
They totally stole my idea! Featuring multi-tiered zombie madness, the wedding cake toppers on this baked bad boy are desperately trying to be wed in holy matrimony before their brains are devoured. But will they make it in time? Next week on When Baked Zombies Attack! Link
Read More »Glow-In-The-Dark Skeleton Combat Boots
Combat boot specialists Doc Marten have unveiled their awesome “The Skelly” pair of glow-in-the-dark combat boots. Even if you haven’t had the chance to rot in the ground for a few millenia, you can still feel like a hardcore undead creature walking among the living. Damn air breathers. The coolest feature is that your bones will have a special talent ...
Read More »My Little Zombie Pony Will Eat Your Brain and Devour Your Soul
My Little Zombie Pony uses her saccharine cutesy-ness to distract you just long enough for you not to realize she is feasting on your brain. BRAAAAINNNNS! Or is it bray-ns? If Crystal’s Pony Tale ever merged with Resident Evil, it would look something like this.
Read More »Corrupt Your Children With Plastic Zombie Men
Today’s toys have advanced since the days of yesteryear when our parents played with army men and cardboard cutouts of Bozo the Clown. Children need to feel excited; pumped up, if you will. That’s why you shouldn’t feel bad about the way you raised your kids when they ask you for a bag of these plastic zombie figures. They’re a ...
Read More »The House That Romero Built
Everyone loves zombie flicks and what better way to honor the king of the living dead, George A. Romero, than this zombie infested t-shirt. This montage of memorable zombies you know and love from movies such as Night Of The Living Dead and Dawn Of The Dead will surely make you a geek god amongst all zombie movie buffs. Just ...
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