His under bite says no, but the Velociraptor living in his beard says yes.
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The Four Velociraptors of the Apocalypse
A single Velociraptor might not have been much of a match for a Tyrannosaurs Rex, but a quartet of raptors with an evil appetite could take on the world. The Velociraptors of the Apocalypse t-shirt put an end to the debate on what caused the global extinction of the dinosaurs. Recent scientific discoveries suggest that Chuck Norris might have had ...
Read More »Dinosaur Meat: Now Available at Your Deli Counter
Have you been looking for that perfect extinct animal to serve during your Fourth of July festivities? How about a deliciously tender Velociraptor leg? Perhaps a Sabertooth Filet? Whatever your taste, your favorite Prehistoric meat can apparently now be bought at your local deli counter. OK, so I feel like a bit of a shill for posting something that appeared ...
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