Tag Archives: wearables

Absurdly dorky and utterly useless? Perhaps. But it’s what could have been that really counts in this case. Mitemite’s Tablecloth Pants include spots right above the knees to insert two tablecloth pieces of fabric so you can comfortably sit and eat in front of the couch like the elderly superhero you are, without worrying about too much spillage. Plus you ...

Want to ensure that your quickly blossoming fetus develops an ear for They Might Be Giants before they’re even born? The Ritmo Baby Speakers strap right on to your ever-growing belly and forcefully blasts your baby’s soft ear tissue with the sinful sounds of geek rock. Hook a pair of headphones in and share the experience. Some might say that ...

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All of the excessive repetitive motions our poor hands and wrists have to go through in the name of self-arousal mouse navigation, it’s a crying shame. I don’t want to be middle-aged, not able to move my damn fingers just because I happen to be addicted to flogging my unicorn my computer. The AirMouse saves your hand some stress, reducing ...

I’m offended. How dare Kinekt design such a perfectly apt Gear Ring and not include the Gearfuse URL somewhere on the band. You’ll be hearing from our lawyers! But no, really, I see no better way of sporting your techy pride than to slip a set of gears around your fingers. Especially if you just HAPPPEN to decide to engrave ...

I’ve never been one to shy away from public displays of affection. My criminal record is proof of that. But there are some of you who shudder at the thought of even lying a big fat kiss on your hooker loved ones with strange eyes glaring at you. Veasyble creates instant personal space, cocooning you and your partner in a ...

Even if these shoes didn’t tweet, they’d be awesome just for the fact that they brand the image of the Twitter bird. I love that little guy. But factor in that these Rambler shoes actually send a wireless signal via Bluetooth, listing data about your walking speed and pressure, through your mobile phone and straight to your Twitter feed, and ...

At first glance, this t-shirt seems pretty unspectacular, if not at least well designed. But stand in front of a webcam running T-post’s special web app, and a virtual holographic hand challenges you to a augmented reality game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Believe it or not, the t-shirt itself is actually a wearable magazine, with an article printed on the inside of ...

Believe it or not, I have been the witness of at least several true, living, breating geeky women in the wild. True story. They do exist, despite popular belief. Which is why awesome stuff like this ever gets to see the light of day. This makes me almost wish I didn’t have a� beautifully, sculpted penis. Almost. The Game Boy ...

Balding got you down? Is your hairstyle just not douche-y enough? The Flair Hair Visor gives you that look of douchebaggery you’ve been craving, transforming any receding hairline into a spiky nest of asshat. Let’s be honest, the visor is just an act. A convenient way to hide the wig. If your buying this hat, you’re likely not purchasing it ...