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Oy gevalt! Finally a superhero which offs his enemies without bloodshed. Jewverine’s super power is kvetching. He simply wills his enemies into leaving the area out of pure exasperation. Despite popular belief, Jewverine is usually very generous with his money. But in this economy? Oy vey iz mire. Don’t even get him started. Wait for the holidays! Link

These Picasso-ized Superhero Paintings, posted to the web by the Wonder Bros., incorporates Pablo Picasso’s surrealistic mix of modern art into the design of our favorite superheroes and villains.

According to this t-shirt, we are nothing but spear toting nomads, prepared to take our next step into awesome mutation. I don’t know about you, but I haven’t carried around a spear for at least a decade. If this shirt design added one more link between Wolverine and the caveman, I think we’d find it just a tad more accurate.

Featuring Marvel comic book covers by such titles as Spider Man, X-Men, Daredevil, The Incredible Hulk, Silver Surfer, The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, The Human Torch and Wolverine, and interwoven with both new and classic issues, this Marvel Comic Book Cover Wall Mural is essential for comic book fans. Available in 9 x 15 ($255) and 6 x 15 ($155), ...

Finally, a comprehensive diagram depicting the freaky sex orgies between the mutants of X-Men. There are more twists and turns here than a full season of daytime soaps (not that I watch them, of course). With all of the poon, you know Wolverine has caught the herp. Get a room. Wait… super catastrophic banging powers? Get a planet! Check out ...

20th Century Fox is having a bad week. Like, a really bad week. Yesterday, a work print of the upcoming movie X-Men Origins: Wolverine leaked online and consequently, made its way around the world. A work print is a copy of the movie straight from the studio, but it may be missing effects, post-production audio, etc. And such was the ...

This skin spraying gun makes you feel like you’re Wolverine. Stem-cell infused skin is discharged from the nozzle onto a wound to expedite the healing process to just hours. Alright, so it’s not quite Wolverine’s mutant healing powers, it’s still better than your natural tissue regeneration, pussy. This is not to be confused with the spray on condom. $250 million ...