The Invention Of The Instant Gratification Network

Shopping for car parts is frustrating to say the least. Find a decent price and they don’t have what you need, find someone that stocks parts for your car and they don’t have what you need in stock. Consider it an exercise in futility.

The great thing about the age of the internet however, is that there are plenty of websites that can be searched with the click of a mouse, websites like www.worldcarparts.co.uk. The not so great part about the availability of these sites is that they don’t cater to our need for instant gratification. So what are you to do when your Ferrari needs a new O2 sensor?

Unfortunately, you suck it up and you wait for mail delivery because honestly, when you bought that Ferrari did you really think that you’d be able to pick up spare parts at your local store? And what are you doing trying to fix the damn thing yourself anyway? If you are the most impatient person in the world then you pay twice as much for the part you need to get it there as fast as possible.

So what do we propose? We want to see the invention of the instant gratification network. A series of those banker suction devices that whip your money from the drive through and deliver it speedily to the bank. The only problem with this proposition however, is that a) the tubing system would have to be incredibly large to fit the more bulky car parts through and b) no one would ever want to work at the other end of said tubing system lest this actually happen…