The Pitcher: Beer, Babes and LEDs

It’s 11:30pm on a Friday night and you’ve just been put on bar-tending duty at the Kappa Phi house. A new keg has just been tapped and the girls over to the right are screaming for another pitcher of Natty Ice for the beer pong table. You snap out of it and realize you have a job to do.

The Pitcher. It can hold up to 60 ounces of frothy goodness. You quickly fill it full of beer and the five bright white LEDs on the bottom of The Pitcher immediately light up. The party goes crazy. The girls are screaming. One runs up to you and grabs said Pitcher and pours its contents all over her breasts. “This is the greatest day of my life.” you think to yourself. “Oh yeah, and it only cost me ten bucks. What a fucking awesome deal!” you soon-thereafter realize. Go ahead and take a load off, champ. You deserve it.

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