The Proper Response is “What Kind of Sandwich, Dear?”

Men have been reliant on the womanly skill of sandwich making for centuries. Ever since the great Earl of Sandwich demanded his (undoubtedly feminine) page to serve him a slab of meat between two pieces of bread, the sandwich has been a staple of manly consumption.

So when a woman decides that her sandwich making duties are up, does she prove her own intelligence in all-things non-sandwich related by coming up with a quip all on her own? No. She turns to the internet. Bad idea.

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