Those of you who live in urban areas will know exactly what we are talking about when we bring up those tree protector cages that cities put up to protect the tree’s precious trunk. Here’s an idea to make these protectors functional for us non-chlorophyll producing beings as well.
This mutation on the original protector idea adds a nice little stool where one can sit down and relax from the hustle of the city streets. Although, you probably won’t want to sit there for long, or those metal bars are bound to leave indentations on your ass. — Andrew Dobrow
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yeah but… isn’t the reason those are made of uninviting metal because that’s where dogs pee?