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When you first receive your Wearable Hummingbird Feeder mask you’re encouraged to leave it out in the wild for awhile so that the birds can get accustomed to the mask before you wear the damn thing on your face. That way, by the time you wear this crazy thing, the birds will be comfortable enough to poke your eyes out or at least slice you with their insanely fast-moving wings.
The hummingbirds are encouraged to suck nectar from between your eyes, that way you get a perfect view for the two seconds before your eyes are pecked out of your skull.
