Nothing says “Damn, you stink and need a shower” quite like a shower head which needs a gas mask just to be in a confined space with you. The eyes of the gas masks face serve as mini-shelves to place all of your grooming supplies, such as a nail brush, shampoo, or a spatula.
If it makes you feel uncomfortable that a weird humanoid-like shower head is staring down at you, there are two solutions. Number 1, imagine it’s an aardvark or something. Option 2, seek medical help for your overt paranoia. — Andrew Dobrow
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