I’m full of memories right now. Memories of squeezing a quarter out of my parents as we waited in the grocery line, the gumball machine strategically placed at the exit of the store, taunting me, calling my name. With everything my parents used to do for me, fishing a quarter out of them was damn near impossible, especially when they knew exactly it was going.
Now that I no longer need permission for stuffing my face with gumballs. Nope. Now all I need is a gumball machine. And this one seems just about right. Capable of holding over 14,450 one-inch gumballs, I’ll never have a need to crave a quarter again. Though I might after I buy the Gumball Machine, which will set you back $3,900. There’s only one problem. I don’t even like gumballs all that much.
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